To whomever decided that not only does exit 1 of the 134 not need an onramp westbound, but that exit 2 doesn't merit any kind of onramp at all and all onramps for exit 3 should involve some kind of massive construction job of the type to be finished in a decade if they're feeling plucky: I hope badgers invade your home and feast upon your reproductive equipment.
That said, to the cop who came up behind me at at least 90 desperately needing to get to somewhere on Fairview in a hurry: thank you for ignoring my speeding arse and going on to do whatever the fuck needed doing at 90 mph at 2:00 in the morning on a Saturday evening but somehow did not warrant turning your lights on.