Today's moment of absolute silliness

The Ontario Progressive Conservative Party accuses rival of being an "evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet".

Have I mentioned that we get the best politicians in the world back home? Down here, people just accuse each other of being in league with terrorists.

(It occurs to me that I should mention something I took for granted. In Canadian parlance, a "Tory" is a member of the Conservative party and a "Grit" is a member of the Liberal party.)