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Dec. 15th, 2009

GRAHAM:
Phone? Phone? Wake up, I want to play games.
PHONE:
*iz ded*
GRAHAM:
Bollocks. Out of batteries. *unpacks computer* Power? Power? Where are you?
POWER:
*iz hiding*
GRAHAM:
Oh, there you are.
POWER:
*panicks and cowers in a narrow space smaller than Graham's arm*
GRAHAM:
Fuck. *scrapes up arm getting power plug in* *spends hour sorting out which power adapter belongs to which appliance* *is finally ready to power Phone* Ah, finally. Now then, to plug phone in. …. Phone? Where the devil did you get with no batteries?!
PHONE:
*iz hiding in book in bathroom for no adequately explored reason*
In happier news I am nearly moved in to the new house. Unpacking is something else but already my garage is 8x more useful than the old workshop was. Now I just need to find antifatigue mats…

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